“Yertle the Turtle, We No Longer Accept Your Insurance.”

“Oh, the Places You’ll Have to Go To Find a Specialist Who Accepts Your Plan!”

“And to think I was Denied Coverage on Mulberry Street!”

“Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are and That Your Co Pay Went Up?”

“Horton Hatches an Egg While Waiting on the Phone for a Customer Service Rep.”

“Fox In Socks, because Corrective Surgery For his Webbed Feet Isn’t Covered”

“There’s a Wocket In My Pocket But No Reimbursement Check”

“Dr. Seuss’s Book Of Numbers You’ll Be Treated Like”

“One Fish, Two Fish, Generic Drugs for You Fish”

“Hop on Pop to Resuscitate Him, Cuz We Don’t Think He Requires Medical Attention”

Eric Ruhalter, is the author of the humorous book series: “The KidDictionary: Words Parents Need To Describe Their Kids.” Watch the funny videos looking inside The KidDictionary at www.TheKidDictionary.com